Bri (aka Brianna Mae) is a Bay Area native who grew up under the influence of her large and loud Mexican and Portuguese family. She is a lover of soccer, flute and beautiful booties. Bri enjoys long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, and sex with strangers. If she could meet one celebrity living or dead it would be Elton John and he would sing her “The Bitch is Back,” until she forgot about all her worries in the world. Bri is also drunk while writing this so….take this with a grain of salt.
Shane Swenson (aka Shane Swee) is a born and raised California mermaid-witch. Growing up in a large Italian family with a love for biting humor, he started pursuing comedy. For the past few years, Shane has been studying everything from improv and sketch comedy to clown techniques. He spent his late teens and early 20s as a fashion model while simultaneously developing a passion for Eastern medicine, a field in which he still works today. These days, you can catch Shane in sketch comedy shows produced by Killing My Lobster in San Francisco and every week here on The Bitch Bash.
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